Harold Piper just got back from Nevada this week where he has been a guest at a dig his PhD candidate daughter Ani is on. First, we would like to congratulate Ani on all her hard work. You make us all proud! Many of us remember when you first volunteered at the museum when you […]
Papa Jones came in to town today to sit with the Council of Old Guys. He hid behind his newspaper as him and Buster made rude body noises back and forth at each other, while blaming it on a non-existent dog sitting under the bench. The other members of the Council, as well as Olaf, […]
Brother Louis reports that he has seen some unfamiliar men outside of town as he made his rounds to the various shrines. In each case, they were dressed like campers, but something about them seemed very out of place. “They didn’t make eye contact man. No, they stared intensely. Like they were trying to pull […]
Love em or hate em, we have some seriously wacky and oddly specific laws on the books in Leverite, and the Town Council wants to add one more. However, in order to do so and still comply with the “little agreement” imposed by the state, no new civic statutes can be made without tossing one […]
For those of you who see this in time, raccoons are on the prowl along the south ridge. They seem to be leaving trashcans alone and are targeting cars and sheds. Several have been spotted running of into the woods with garden trowels. You have been warned.
Stumpy is a shrewd businessman. After the freezer issues he has had, he invested in a big walk-in freezer that can hold a year’s worth of frozen goods. In particular, he invested in ice, ice cream, and frozen yogurt, and let me tell you, Stumpy could charge fifteen bucks a gallon and folks would still […]
Ok, well, today’s special was “Freedom Fries.” The dish consisted of baked potato skins and a note from the “escaped” fries. It stated that they had run off to join the resistance, and that “…if you still love us, ma cherie, do not come looking for us. Viva la France!” Creative, but the humor was […]
We are not going to talk about Edna’s special today. Suffice, that woman is about as… well, her and that Rumplestiltzkat have a lot in common. Hot and sweet are a popular combination I understand. But some kinds of spicy sneak up on ya, and you’re half-way through your third bite when your taste buds […]
The Tuesday special was an omelette. A plain old whisked-egg-and-cream, flipped in a pan with cheese and chives omelette. One diner said it seemed a little weird, the whole situation really, to which Edna responded “Well, then hun, you really should be more careful what ya ask for.” The Mayor was in an undeniably good […]
Folks were a little disappointed to show up at Edna’s this morning and not be greeted by a schedule of experimental specials. After a couple of weeks of fascinating and exotic dishes, customers had expected to be greeted with anything from marzipan entombed blueberries to squid ink flavored meatloaf. “I like my biscuits and gravy, […]
Six years. Now, I’m telling you, if you called a plumber and he said it would be six hours before he could fix a clogged toilet, you’d keep calling around for other options. If the EMT said it would be six minutes before he’d bother doin’ CPR on ya, you’d stay alive probably outta sheer […]
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