We are not going to talk about Edna’s special today. Suffice, that woman is about as… well, her and that Rumplestiltzkat have a lot in common. Hot and sweet are a popular combination I understand. But some kinds of spicy sneak up on ya, and you’re half-way through your third bite when your taste buds […]
The Tuesday special was an omelette. A plain old whisked-egg-and-cream, flipped in a pan with cheese and chives omelette. One diner said it seemed a little weird, the whole situation really, to which Edna responded “Well, then hun, you really should be more careful what ya ask for.” The Mayor was in an undeniably good […]
Folks were a little disappointed to show up at Edna’s this morning and not be greeted by a schedule of experimental specials. After a couple of weeks of fascinating and exotic dishes, customers had expected to be greeted with anything from marzipan entombed blueberries to squid ink flavored meatloaf. “I like my biscuits and gravy, […]
Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Community Bulletin for the week of August 13th, 2016. It’s been a quiet week in…well, very few places really, if you follow the news. However, here it has just been the heat that has everyone on edge. The Council of Old Guys have been stripped to Bermuda shorts and […]
Sheila is back in town and currently sacking out in the staff break room at the museum. She is looking to hitch a ride with anyone heading toward Eugene in the next few days. She says she is playing speedy delivery for some of the off-grid folks and needs to get down toward Fresno in […]
Well, Big Paul is looking to hang up half the old operation. He says he’s getting too old to lift Fords out of ditches when the winch won’t do. “Hell, I can barely throw a Prius” he joked. Since his kid won’t likely be coming around to taking up the family business, Paul is looking […]
Many of us around here used to be huge fans of the Red Green show. It even got the the point where some folks referred to each other as the characters, though usually in a decidedly unflattering way. Buster and Stumpy were regularly referred to as “Ol’ Man Sedgewick,” Big Paul usually got called “Uncle […]
Edna has some new specials she’s trying out this week. Only five dollars, and you get a dollar off if you fill out a little questionnaire about the dish. Can’t beat that! Monday: Walnut Cardamom Pancakes with a Coffee Syrup Tuesday: Chicory Chocolate Waffles Wednesday: Strawberry Apples in Cinnamon Glaze Thursday: Prickly Pear Strudel Friday: […]
Welcome to your Community Bulletin for the week of August 6th. Just got back from the regional medical center where everyone is currently being discharged, or are in improving condition. So, all’s well that ends well. I’d like to say that we learned a lesson from this, though really, it just reinforced the old Song […]
Secret reminder for those at the secret meeting at the secret diner: Tonight’s fishing expedition is scheduled to start around 3:00 AM. All good and all bad things start or end at 3:00 AM. Bring your poles and at least 100lb test. Lures will be provided. Not-Art will be meeting with everyone at the agreed […]
Six years. Now, I’m telling you, if you called a plumber and he said it would be six hours before he could fix a clogged toilet, you’d keep calling around for other options. If the EMT said it would be six minutes before he’d bother doin’ CPR on ya, you’d stay alive probably outta sheer […]
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