After the recent power issues, Bill Stephenson has been lobbying the council for a “proper [redacted] diesel [redacted x2] generator.” “It’s embarrassing. Leverite spends so much on IT infrastructure then either can’t or won’t do what it takes to make sure the lights stay on.” He wanted it to be known, for the record, that […]
Do you know the surrounding hills and valleys like the back of your hand? Are you on “really good social terms” with our off-grid neighbors? Enjoy wildlife? If so, Mr Singh would like to talk with you. A rare contract position has opened up in his staff. Pay depends of experience, veteran and native preference […]
They’re holding a Poker Night over at the Mason’s place tonight. Buy-in is a sack full of non-perishable food or baby supplies, with each additional bag getting you a free drink on the house. It’s all in the name of a charity drive for Jack’s motorcycle club. Back in the 80’s they realized being bad […]
Well, it’s only been eight hours since Edna started her special on waffles, and I think It’s safe to say that most folks are sick of them already. Waffles are a little like Fair food- you get a hankering for them, but after a couple of servings, you’re good till next year. That’s just editorial […]
This is your Community Bulletin for the week of July 16th, 2016. Hello Sir or Madam, I am important political Delegate from tiny nation of Canada. I need your’re help in impotant diplomatic mater, and have heard you are very quite trusting worthy… Yep, we all get this. The phishing spam that uses a far-fetched […]
Jim Swanson from Australia stumbled on our site (G’day Mate!), and was wondering about The Mayor’s office, saying “When I hear ‘Portable’, I think worksite s***house. Please tell me you ain’t got the bloke holed up in there huffing trough lollies. No wonder he spit the Dummy.” Well Jim, I assure you, we treat […]
The Mayor’s office has been closed all day as a lawyer from the state has been meeting with Mayor Amundsen and a couple of unnamed state officials to discuss how the bid process is going, “irregularities” between the surveyor’s notes, and some “irregularities” in the handling of the bids. When asked for comment, a source […]
The past thirty six hours has been quite a hot mess, resulting in most of the town being without some combination of electricity, fuel, or internet since Sunday. We are still trying to make sense of the cascading failure that forced us all to go outside and barbecue all the meat in the freezer before […]
It appears that even our sleepy little hamlet is just as susceptible to the scourge of passing fashion as any other town. Out only a few days, it seems half the town is now obsessed with this Pokemon Go game. For those that aren’t familiar with it, Pokemon is a Japanese kids game 30-year-olds play […]
Welcome. This is the Community Bulletin for the week of July 9th, 2013 Friday night’s Town Council meeting was packed, having to be moved and reconvened twice in order to accommodate the crowd. First it moved from the meeting room at the Museum out into the Museum proper, as the air in the room […]
Six years. Now, I’m telling you, if you called a plumber and he said it would be six hours before he could fix a clogged toilet, you’d keep calling around for other options. If the EMT said it would be six minutes before he’d bother doin’ CPR on ya, you’d stay alive probably outta sheer […]
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