Ok, well, today’s special was “Freedom Fries.” The dish consisted of baked potato skins and a note from the “escaped” fries. It stated that they had run off to join the resistance, and that “…if you still love us, ma cherie, do not come looking for us. Viva la France!” Creative, but the humor was […]
We are not going to talk about Edna’s special today. Suffice, that woman is about as… well, her and that Rumplestiltzkat have a lot in common. Hot and sweet are a popular combination I understand. But some kinds of spicy sneak up on ya, and you’re half-way through your third bite when your taste buds […]
The Tuesday special was an omelette. A plain old whisked-egg-and-cream, flipped in a pan with cheese and chives omelette. One diner said it seemed a little weird, the whole situation really, to which Edna responded “Well, then hun, you really should be more careful what ya ask for.” The Mayor was in an undeniably good […]
Folks were a little disappointed to show up at Edna’s this morning and not be greeted by a schedule of experimental specials. After a couple of weeks of fascinating and exotic dishes, customers had expected to be greeted with anything from marzipan entombed blueberries to squid ink flavored meatloaf. “I like my biscuits and gravy, […]
Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Community Bulletin for the week of August 13th, 2016. It’s been a quiet week in…well, very few places really, if you follow the news. However, here it has just been the heat that has everyone on edge. The Council of Old Guys have been stripped to Bermuda shorts and […]
Sheila is back in town and currently sacking out in the staff break room at the museum. She is looking to hitch a ride with anyone heading toward Eugene in the next few days. She says she is playing speedy delivery for some of the off-grid folks and needs to get down toward Fresno in […]
An anonymous reader asked: “The old site was great. Second best thing to visiting. The new site sucks. What happened?” Well, Mara, as you know, we get a lot of folks come here sniffing profits and leaving with a snoot full of dirt, and usually making a mess on their way out the door, and […]
Well, Big Paul is looking to hang up half the old operation. He says he’s getting too old to lift Fords out of ditches when the winch won’t do. “Hell, I can barely throw a Prius” he joked. Since his kid won’t likely be coming around to taking up the family business, Paul is looking […]
Many of us around here used to be huge fans of the Red Green show. It even got the the point where some folks referred to each other as the characters, though usually in a decidedly unflattering way. Buster and Stumpy were regularly referred to as “Ol’ Man Sedgewick,” Big Paul usually got called “Uncle […]
Edna has some new specials she’s trying out this week. Only five dollars, and you get a dollar off if you fill out a little questionnaire about the dish. Can’t beat that! Monday: Walnut Cardamom Pancakes with a Coffee Syrup Tuesday: Chicory Chocolate Waffles Wednesday: Strawberry Apples in Cinnamon Glaze Thursday: Prickly Pear Strudel Friday: […]
Six years. Now, I’m telling you, if you called a plumber and he said it would be six hours before he could fix a clogged toilet, you’d keep calling around for other options. If the EMT said it would be six minutes before he’d bother doin’ CPR on ya, you’d stay alive probably outta sheer […]
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