As shocking as it may seem, Welcome to Leverite is a work of fiction.
Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Even “Leverite Community Press” is a damned lie. HA HA! Welcome to Leverite is created by Clarence Harper with contributing material by Stephanie Harper.
The region and state of Oregon are a work of collaborative creative non-fiction that, to the best of our knowledge, is in the public domain. No infringement is intended or to be implied.
External material linked on the site (including, but not exclusively, images, text, trade marks, audio, et al) are copyright their respective owners and this site makes no warranty of their accuracy, fitness, and claims no ownership.
Website theme is based on SKT Coffee by sktthemes.net
Site background is based on RockSmoothErosion0015 texture from textures.com and used per their license. They are awesome. Seriously, check them out.
WEBSITE DISCLAIMER
Credit
This document was created using a Contractology template available at http://www.freenetlaw.com.
No warranties
This website is provided “as is” without any representations or warranties, express or implied. Leverite Community Press (hereafter LCP) makes no representations or warranties in relation to this website or the information and materials provided on this website.
Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, LCP does not warrant that:
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this website will be constantly available, or available at all; or
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the information on this website is complete, true, accurate or non-misleading.
Nothing on this website constitutes, or is meant to constitute, advice of any kind. If you require advice in relation to any legal, financial, spiritual, lapidary, medical, or existential matter you should consult an appropriate professional.
Limitations of liability
LCP will not be liable to you (whether under the law of contract, the law of torts or otherwise) in relation to the contents of, or use of, or otherwise in connection with, this website:
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to the extent that the website is provided free-of-charge, for any direct loss;
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for any indirect, special or consequential loss; or
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for any business losses, loss of revenue, income, profits or anticipated savings, loss of contracts or business relationships, loss of reputation or goodwill, or loss or corruption of information or data.
These limitations of liability apply even if LCP has been expressly advised of the potential loss.
Exceptions
Nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit any warranty implied by law that it would be unlawful to exclude or limit; and nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit LCP liability in respect of any:
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death or personal injury caused by LCP’s negligence;
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fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation on the part of LCP; or
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matter which it would be illegal or unlawful for LCP to exclude or limit, or to attempt or purport to exclude or limit, its liability.
Reasonableness
By using this website, you agree that the exclusions and limitations of liability set out in this website disclaimer are reasonable.
If you do not think they are reasonable, you must not use this website.
Other parties
You agree that the limitations of warranties and liability set out in this website disclaimer will protect LCP’s officers, employees, agents, subsidiaries, successors, assigns and sub-contractors as well as LCP.
Unenforceable provisions
If any provision of this website disclaimer is, or is found to be, unenforceable under applicable law, that will not affect the enforceability of the other provisions of this website disclaimer.
Now that all that is out of the way (please do not try to read all of that out loud on one breath), we hope you enjoy our silly little website. And in the words of the illustrious Elvin Bishop, “We don’t mean any harm…We don’t mean any harm. We just ain’t got any better sense! Good night!”